The Recyclotory Laboratory

Join Professor Phineas Nut in his wacky Laboratory as he tackles his latest challenging experiment to "Explore the problems of packaging and waste and find out what we can do about it".

Ministry Inspectors (that's you the audience) are on hand to help in his crazy tests, questions, songs and games, oh yes you are! Watch the 'magical' transformations as the eccentric professor shows boxes, bags, all sorts of packaging, discovering the good and the bad as they go.

Can you work out what his cartoon drawings are as he delves into dastardly disposables, boo hiss! Inspectors become dustbin men and in a comic race across stage on the professors whizzy wheels, finding out how much rubbish we produce and transport.

Ask yourselves "what can I do with this" as Prof P Nut reuses things that were rubbish and discovers a talent for playing an unusual instrument!

The Professor and Roberta

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The challenge met and overcome, we all (that includes you!) burst into song, and yes, don't worry, there are actions as well!

The Recyclotory Laboratory Song

(to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out")

When I go shopping I try to think,
About the things that we can all recycle.
Disposables I never go near,
I want to keep the world nice and clear.

There’s lots of rubbish phew, phew, phew, phew.
Who’s gonna sort it you, you, you, you.
Let’s get recycling do, do, do, do.
A cleaner world for you, you, you, you.

To make less rubbish I try to reuse,
I don’t need those extra bags or packing.
Rechargable batteries and lots of refills,
So we don’t have those big and nasty landfills

There’s lots of rubbish phew, phew, phew, phew.
Who’s gonna sort it you, you, you, you.
Let’s get recycling do, do, do, do.
A cleaner world for you, you, you, you.

Repeat chorus

The Recyclotory Laboratory Song

juggling

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